Cat Refactor

This page features cat ipsum, which is hilarious. Chirp at birds mrow lick plastic bags, licks your face and under the bed. Thug cat fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). With tail in the air. Chew on cable walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield but chew on cable sit on human they not getting up ever and terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry.

Pose purrfectly to show my beauty i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! floof tum, It was too purr-fect! Stretch. Sleeps on my head. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl then cats take over the world, Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one chase red laser dot or murf pratt ungow ungow. Run in circles make muffins sleep in the bathroom sink, and chew on cable yet meow and walk away chew foot.

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Steal the warm chair right after you get up sleep everywhere, but not in my bed yet steal the warm chair right after you get up pretend you want to go out but then don't sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor purr run in circles. Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish fight an alligator and win. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face.

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Flying in a toasted bread costume in space making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes sit and stare yet pounce on unsuspecting person nyan cat. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. The door is opening! How exciting oh, it's you, meh. Bowl is 1/3 full so act like I'm starving and might die.

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